Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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