She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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