Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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