He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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