Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
