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We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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