Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(417): View more from Missouri

You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"

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(361): View more from Texas

There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested

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(410): View more from Maryland

you texted me "dude im face"

(301): View more from Maryland

it sounded so right at the time

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(614): View more from Ohio

Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.

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(760): View more from California

This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes

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(772): View more from Florida

The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person

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(620): View more from Kansas

Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.

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