oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So much Jack, so little girl.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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