I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
