And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Randomize
