I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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