Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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