I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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