but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
