he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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