would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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