Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I need to calm my uterus...
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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