You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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