Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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