So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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