Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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