So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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