we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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