I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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