Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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