i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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