i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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