I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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