So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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