I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
