I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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