Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
