I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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