That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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