Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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