small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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