dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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