# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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