So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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