I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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