I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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