Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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