SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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