I want to make a zoo with you.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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