a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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