I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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