My brain says no but my pants say off.
Small penises have feelings too.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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