Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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