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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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