We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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