i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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