Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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