No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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